Breakfast quality, personally verified.
Meowst
He checks every slice against the face he already has.
Morning Duties
Meowst treats breakfast like a quiet inspection shift. The bib stays neat, the toast stays centered, and every crumb is considered twice before the room is permitted to continue with its morning.
- Subject
Orange tabby, blue bib, unwavering standards.
- Status
Breakfast supervisor until the final corner passes.
- Method
Compares each toasted face with the face behind it.
House Rule
The toast was acceptable because it looked sufficiently familiar.
Before Nine
Every morning, Meowst reports before the toaster clicks. The blue bib is straightened, the counter is inspected, and one cat-faced slice is raised for comparison. Approval is never announced aloud. A slow blink means breakfast may proceed without revision. A second blink means the corners need work. No one has yet learned what three blinks require, and the toaster prefers not to ask.
Breakfast passes when Meowst blinks.
Crumbs reserved.